Alas.

Posted by Cara Jean on June 29th, 2010

Yesterday I sat my pregnant self down on the kitchen floor, let the cabinet knobs press on the back of my neck, and cried off all my mascara.  Overwhelm and hormones combined against me and I couldn’t hold it in any longer.  I’ve had pressure under my right rib, which I though was a baby, then I thought it was just gas, until it went away after my good cry yesterday and now I know it was just a ball of ugly emotion.

Mr. Denizen told me I should blog when I feel like blogging, which used to sound like a good plan, but the problem is I NEVER feel like blogging anymore.  And I know that if I feel like this now that it’s only going to be worse later and the last thing I want is for my creative endeavors to feel like a chore.

With much thought, some sadness, and a pinch of embarrassment I have decided to end The DI Denizen.  In the short time that I have had my site I’ve really enjoyed doing it.  I love the way the site looks, the projects I’ve created, and the support and response I have from my readers.  I have the material to continue blogging, well, forever!  But my priorities are wandering elsewhere and I am excited to take this new path.

Alas, I will miss connecting with other people and feeling involved in something exciting.  I hope  I have inspired you to find your own mix of wit, will, courage and chutzpah!

I’m not losing myself completely in motherhood.  I WILL find time to create in a smaller capacity, deep in the corners of my basement, where no baby can find me.  If you would like to follow my artistic endeavors please visit me at carajeanmeans.wordpress.com.  And I will still keep my Etsy shop going as well.

Farewell!


Simple Fix for Bamboo Shades

Posted by Cara Jean on June 22nd, 2010

These shades look great don’t they?  I love them.  I use them in my kitchen and my bedroom to block out the heat from the sun.  But guess what.  They are completely see through.  Guess what else.  My kitchen AND BEDROOM face a main neighborhood road, and we don’t have a privacy fence.  What’s that you say?  That you knew these blinds were see through?  That I should have known that since I can see right through them to my yard during the day that I should expect the opposite to happen at night?  Well good for you for being so smart.  And I bet you only use them in non-private areas (like not your bedroom) too.

Well, smarty pants, I decided to devise a way to keep using my blinds, since I like them so much, without giving everyone who drives by a show.  For about 5 dollars I was able to buy enough muslin to cover the backs of all five of my shades making them completely private, but not much heavier.

In case you are also as dense as me and are now panicking over your shades, I’ll tell you what I did:

1. I removed the knot where the strings attach to the shade but was careful to study how the knot was tied so I could do it back later.  I unthreaded the strings but didn’t pull them all the way out of the pulleys and everything.

2. Working in about 4 inch strips I used A LOT of hot glue directly on the shade and then pressed the muslin to the shade with a tool…not my hand…cuz it’s hot.

3. I made sure to measure and cut holes for the loops to go through BEFORE I hot glued over them.

4. Then I rethreaded the strings and, rehung my shades, and ran around in my underwear for the rest of the night….which I guess isn’t different than any other night of the week, only this time all those people weren’t hanging around the backyard.


Repurposing Canvases

Posted by Cara Jean on June 11th, 2010

Among other things, I’m trying to redecorate my son and daughter’s room before I get too big to do anything. Part of the room design involves an animal art gallery, for which I am really geeking out over. My first plan was to buy prints on Etsy, but then when I realized how expensive that would be to buy and then frame all of them, I changed my mind to doing just canvases, and painting my own pictures. Then I remembered that I sort of have twin babies growing in my belly and making me hungry every hour and that painting 10 or more paintings would probably not be doable at this time. AND I get really tired of looking at my own art on the walls. So I decided to “commission” my friend’s daughters to do some paintings for me.

I have stretched my own canvases for fine art purposes which is easy and cheaper than buying one. But for kids to paint on I decided that a much cheaper and easier method would be to collect canvases from DI and white wash them.

I found mine for 2-5 dollars and gave them one coat of latex paint from my stash in the garage.

Here’s a TIP: Any texture from the existing painting will not go away unless you sand it, but for kids to paint on, or another type of craft project it should be fine.  A coat of latex paint will suffice. But if I were repurposing a canvas for a more fine art project (which I probably wouldn’t do, I would just stretch my own or buy new) I would sand the canvas and give it a few coats of Gesso.

For about 13 dollars I bought craft paint in white and black, the primary colors, as well as  brown and purple because they are a pain to mix. We spread ample drop clothes on the table, dressed the kids in old shirts, and let them at it!

The older girls had already planned out what they were going to do, because I had “commissioned” them to do so. But the little girls just painted, rather quickly, with A LOT of paint.

My son preferred just eating his.

I love the results! Kids have imaginations that are so unadulterated and I love seeing what comes out of them.  They are going to go very nicely in the animal art gallery, except for the boy,

who will serve as the only living part of our exhibit. He looks quite like an Avatar, don’t you think?


Business Baby Shower Contest…The Un-Winner.

Posted by Cara Jean on June 4th, 2010

I didn’t win, and I’m glad I didn’t.  It would have obligated me to be a responsible winner and actually follow though with all the prizes they offered…which are basically help growing your business.  When I entered the contest I WAS serious.  But then I sort of found out that I am having twins and well, my priorities shifted.  I’m glad for the ladies that did win.  They all seem to be at a place with their businesses where winning the contest would really boost things for them, while my top priority right now is trying to locate some powdered donuts.  I dreamed about them last night.  My sister-in-law promised to bring me some this morning if I would name a twin after her.  Whether or not I make good on my promise really depends on how good the donuts are.

Anyway, I thought you all might get a kick out of my video entry for the contest.  I hope it makes your Friday a little happier.  Oh, and it’s obviously best viewed while eating powdered donuts.


Me Hungry. Twins Make Belly Fat.

Posted by Cara Jean on June 1st, 2010

Observe, about three years ago, my first pregnancy at 22 Weeks:

Now, I know you always get bigger, faster, with subsequent pregnancies, and I did always measure small with my son, but, it seems as though if I look closely, I can actually watch myself grow.  This is me this morning, at just 12 Weeks:

I’ll be snapping a picture once a week from now on.  Unless I get so big that I don’t fit in my lens anymore and I can’t afford to buy a wide angle lens right now.


Sheet Quilt

Posted by Cara Jean on May 28th, 2010

My son and daughter will be sharing a room for who knows how long.  Right now the walls are purple and green striped.  Not exactly unisex.  So I have a big plan that I will only tell you about in pieces because that’s about how it’s going to get done!  The first piece being bedding.

I really geek out over vintage sheets.  Or just old, soft, sheets that may or may not be vintage.  And I also geek out over mixing patterns.  I made my first “quilt” from sheets about three years ago and I absolutely love it.  It’s soft and breathable and seems to be just warm enough in the summer and a good addition to our comforter in the winter.

In no way do I claim to be a quilter, and in not very many ways does this “quilt” resemble it’s name.  But I would like to show you this quick, easy, and inexpensive way to make a quilt from sheets!

Here’s what you will need for a standard (60 x 84) twin quilt:

2 flat sheets (stain and rip free)

batting

thread of various colors

3 packages of quilt binding

1. Giving yourself about 4 extra inches in the length and width, cut your sheets and batting to fit.  It may be necessary to pick out the stitch where the sheets cuff is to gain the extra fabric.  If possible, cut the selvage off the vertical sides of the sheets.  They are usually slightly shrunken and will cause a length discrepancy and puckering.

2. About batting, I have only used natural material batting, like cotton or bamboo, because it is much more breathable and washes better.  Batting made from synthetic materials may be cheaper, but it will FEEL cheaper.

3. Spread one sheet on the floor, right side down, and smooth completely.  A yardstick is a helpful smoothing tool.

4. Laying the batting down on the sheet without wrinkling the sheet underneath is tricky, especially if you are doing it alone

because your husband is busy working a second job to help pay for, um, twins.  The best way I see to do this alone is to roll the batting, place it in the right position at the top or bottom of your quilt, and unroll slowly.

5. Use the same rolling method to place the second sheet, rightside up, on top.

6. PIN ALL SIDES generously and pin the middle at about every 10 inches.

7. Determine how many colors of thread you want to use, and how close you want the stripes to be.  I used four colors and stitched them vertically about every 3 inches.  (You could sew vertically, horizontally, both, in circles…use your imagination!)  It’s very important to mark where the first color of stripes will go.  I tried to eyeball the first quilt and the lines where like a drunk-lady-sewing kind of wonky.  Use either a fabric pencil or a specific pin (I used safety pins) to distinguish where your lines are being marked versus all the other pins all over the place.  I marked a line every 12 inches.

8. You will only need to mark one of the colors to get your bearings.  Once you have sewn all of the first lines, it will be really easy to use them as a guide for the rest of your colors.

9. Inevitably, there will be puckering when you sew.  No matter how much I pin, it seems I can’t prevent the sheets from sliding here and there and creating puckers, but here are a few tricks that can reduce the amount of puckering.

A.  Alternate sewing top to bottom, then bottom to top, instead of sewing every line the same direction.  The fabric should then get pulled up and down evenly.

B.  Fold or roll the extra width and hold on to them like the handles of a scroll as you sew.  This will make the area you are sewing more taut and less prone to sliding around.

C.  Get over it.  I kind of like the puckering.  It makes the blanket feel more “quilted”.

10. After you have sewn all of your lines in all the colors of your choice, cut the extra sheets and batting to the exact measurement that you desire.

11. Sew the ends of your binding together, right sides together, to make one long piece of binding.

12. Pin the binding to the quilt.  This is the worst part of all.  I hate it.  It takes me like 30 minutes and makes my fingers hurt and no matter how carefully I pin, and sew, I will still miss parts on the other side.  That said…pin carefully and generously.  Make sure, with every pin, that you catch the binding on the other side as well.  When you get all the way around the blanket, cut the extra binding and fold the raw ends under to hide.

13. Slowly, and as straight as possible, sew the binding.  But like I said, you will still probably miss a little on the other side.

14. Inspect the underside for missed stitches and go back and stitch them up.

Now you have a soft and very washable quilt that hopefully wasn’t too hard to make!

Here’s my price breakdown for one quilt:

Two Sheets:  $4

Batting:  $16

Binding:  $7

Thread:  $3

Total: $30


A New Project, as if I Don’t Have Enough

Posted by Cara Jean on May 19th, 2010

My daughter is suddenly experiencing the harsh reality that her little brother is growing up and is no longer taking any bullying or toy stealing from her. We’ve had several emotional freak outs this week regarding her wanting something of his, him being unwilling to give it up and/or ratting her out, and me laying down the law (ie: taking her special things away for a time so she can have a taste of her own medicine).

The whole situation has me feeling like I would like to list both of them in the FREE section on Craigslist.

I have endured most of it with calm assertiveness, but now it’s Wednesday…and I am running out.   Mix that with the hormonal superfluousness that I am experiencing from the pregnancy and  I’m feeling a cross between rage and woe. I’m nervous for the future. For just next week even because summer begins…and I will be with them both all day, everyday of the week, for 12 weeks…And for that other future where I will have FOUR OF THEM and they will all be vying for their own individual time. The adult to child proportion seems precariously off balance.

What I need most right now is peace.

And something to think about besides children.

Here’s what I came up with in the wee hours of the morning, sometime between peeing and eating a bowl of yogurt because the feti said I had to.I really geek out over hanging things from the ceiling (like the time I folded and hung 93 paper cranes for Rae’s birthday) and I have been wanting something original and meaningful to hand over my kitchen table. I especially like things in multiples. Heh, anyone catch that irony? So I have decided to collect white birds, or doves, to symbolize peace, and faith in the will of the Lord and His hand in my life.

Picture this in my kitchen!!!!  Not the singer…the birds…0:52.

I haven’t decided yet how bird number one will come to be, or how many I want to collect. I want to carve a few, but I don’t have any carving supplies, or know how to carve. That could pose a problem. I have carved things out of Styrofoam and coated them in plaster before. It was a pain. But worth it.  As most painful things are.


Not What They Mean by “Nesting”

Posted by Cara Jean on May 17th, 2010

I don’t want to make anything.

I just want to play “Angry Birds” on my cell phone.

I don’t want to blog about anything important or exciting.

I just want to keep the kitchen clean and feed myself…every hour.


I don’t want to meet new people, follow tweets, or read anyone else’s blogs.

I just want to watch “Chuck” and go to bed at 9:30.


I don’t want anyone to bother me with things that they need like food and diaper changing, or entertainment, or affection, or things to show me, or any other requirement of me because I am in fact still a functioning and capable adult human being with responsibilities because what I really feel like right now is a plump and dangerous bird sitting, very defensively, on her eggs.  I just want to sit in my nest and grow my eggs…with both fingers plugging my ears and my eyes closed.


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